So, my original plan was just to summarize the shocking and amazing discoveries that second_batgirl made while watching Dekaranger (and then Carranger) drunk, but the chatlogs are kind of a thing of glory so I might as well share the whole thing.

Just as a heads up: This is A LOT. Like, 60+ pages a lot. And it starts out clear enough but eventually devolves into ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME and less that perfect spelling. (I feel like that is part of its charm though.)

( Surely this will not make me look foolish in the least )

So! Who wants to join us next time?

(Also, TSB wanted me to include our tweets to Arrow, but there is already so much text and I have the Gokai raw waiting for me.)

SO.

I knew going into today that second_batgirl and I had plans to have some drinks and watch sentai.

WHAT I DID NOT EXPECT: discussing the Dekarangers' sex lives in detail.

Ban is a size queen and Hoji is happy to provide (provided Ban hasn't been disrespectful, of course).

There are also handcuffs.

And this is only scratching the surface.

(SO MANY TYPOS I FUXED YOU GUYS.

SO ANY)

So second_batgirl and I have been IMing as we watch the Macy's parade, waiting for the Samurai Rangers to show up, because we are maybe too invested in this fandom. Y'know, if such a thing were possible. Anyway, this is the result.

Me: I liked Kylie's perfomance of this dong better on DWTS. Possibly because there was a lot more choreography and a LOT more shirtless male dancers.
Me: THIS SONG
Me: SONG
TSB: HAHAHAHA
Me: Of all the typos to make because I was watching the TV and not the computer...
TSB: HAHAHAAH

Also, there may be a few appletinis to blame on my end. In fairness, I've been up since 9:30 last night and had a full eight-hour shift at work, so I'm not being all "ZOMG IT IS TOO EARLY TO DRINK YOU ALCOHOLIC." Plus, I think the recipie that came with the appletini kit expected a lower proof vodka? I mean, it used like a quarter of the bottle per shaker's worth of 'tini. And the kit made two shakers worth. (I've only had one. The other has been mixed-and-in-the-fridge for a while, since cold helps lessen the alcohol taste of ...alcohol. Whatever.)

Caught up with an elementary school friend. Was awesome. If last drink had hit before I drove home, I'd be fucked. Woooooooo!