You guys. YOU GUYS.

I am so jazzed for the new American Gladiators, you wouldn't even believe. If you ever needed proof that my generation is getting to the "calling the shots" age, you need no more proof than that AMERICAN GLADIATORS IS COMING BACK AND IS BEING CO-HOSTED BY HULK MOTHERFUCKING HOGAN.

This will be amazing.

It might be trainwreck-amazing, though. I hope not.

You guys. YOU GUYS.

I am so jazzed for the new American Gladiators, you wouldn't even believe. If you ever needed proof that my generation is getting to the "calling the shots" age, you need no more proof than that AMERICAN GLADIATORS IS COMING BACK AND IS BEING CO-HOSTED BY HULK MOTHERFUCKING HOGAN.

This will be amazing.

It might be trainwreck-amazing, though. I hope not.