Dear Meme

Dear meggichan84,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about our friendship.

Go burn,
Tobi

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Dear Meme

Dear meggichan84,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about our friendship.

Go burn,
Tobi

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