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revieloutionneI has a new laptop! It is shiny and red and I have named him Brian. It turns him on if you stroke his media icons. No really. I can show you. If you visit me any time in the next as long as I have this computer I probably will.
You don't understand. BETWEEN THIS AND USING THE START MENU TO LOGOFF, GOD WILLING I WILL NEVER USE THE POWER BUTTON AGAAAAAAAAAAIN! I AM FREE OF ITS EPIC TYRANNY.
And now I can totally write NaNo with people up at King. I'ma totes beat this past year's word count!
And once I get home and have my lovely USB mouse, I'll totally stop trying to dual-finger scroll on the touchpad.
You don't understand. BETWEEN THIS AND USING THE START MENU TO LOGOFF, GOD WILLING I WILL NEVER USE THE POWER BUTTON AGAAAAAAAAAAIN! I AM FREE OF ITS EPIC TYRANNY.
And now I can totally write NaNo with people up at King. I'ma totes beat this past year's word count!
And once I get home and have my lovely USB mouse, I'll totally stop trying to dual-finger scroll on the touchpad.
