We Are Fun People.

[revieloutionne]

"Ashley" : She is luckily on a special pirate ship that breaks rules and openly questions story elements and cliches. "Where the hell is the bloody narrator? I need my convenient hint granted by a disembodied voice. Any time now."
"Ashley" : "That island. It is full of mary-sues. Let's not go there."
DontPanic86 : "Oh, can't we go just once to refuse to smex them? They shal implooooooode!"
"Ashley" : "No, dammit. They're starved! And they swarm!"
DontPanic86 : "Implooooooooode!"
"Ashley" : "..... Only if you pick up stray toenails. They fetch a lot for potions, I guess. Or something. ...... Don't get bitten."
DontPanic86 : "Wait. If they bite me, do I turn into a were-sue?"
"Ashley" : "Yes. Then you implode."
DontPanic86 : "Goddamnit."
"Ashley" : "You see now? Let's not go there."
DontPanic86 : *sigh*
DontPanic86 : "Shall I go make the tea again?"
"Ashley" : "Ooh, the special kind?"
DontPanic86 : "The grog-tea? Yeah, I kind of need it now."
"Ashley" : "Grog-tea would be -lovely-. You know how I like it <3"
DontPanic86 : (Wait. Who are you playing? I though I was being first mate/random crewmember to the captain.)
"Ashley" : (The captain. He's.... special. And likes his tea with enough sugar that it is no longer tea, but essentially partially dissolved sugar.)