HAY U GUISE I WROTE A DRABBLE LOL
Apr. 15th, 2008 02:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
revieloutionneWritten for the Fandom!Secrets Crossover Fanwork Meme.
Prompt info provided follows thus:
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Dorian Gray
Respective Fandoms: Harry Potter, The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
Type of Fanwork: Art plz. Or a cracktastic drabble.
Plot/Theme/Details: Abundant narcissism, admiration in mirrors, preening, that whole thing.
Anything else: Nope.
Dorian was taking his sweet time coming to the hall to meet Draco, so he turned to the mirror, as always, to make sure he was his normal perfect self. As always, he was. He just stood still, admiring himself until Dorian arrived.
"I know that it's difficult to resist, but if you continue staring at my portrait like that, people might start asking questions."
"Portrait? What do you mean portrait?"
"Exactly what I said, Draco. It was finished yesterday so I moved the mirror upstairs. It suits the hall, doesn’t it?"
The bastard was going to suffer for this.
It's a strict, 100-words-exact drabble, so I guess Unnecessary cut is Unnecessary, but hey. Whatevs.
Prompt info provided follows thus:
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Dorian Gray
Respective Fandoms: Harry Potter, The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
Type of Fanwork: Art plz. Or a cracktastic drabble.
Plot/Theme/Details: Abundant narcissism, admiration in mirrors, preening, that whole thing.
Anything else: Nope.
Dorian was taking his sweet time coming to the hall to meet Draco, so he turned to the mirror, as always, to make sure he was his normal perfect self. As always, he was. He just stood still, admiring himself until Dorian arrived.
"I know that it's difficult to resist, but if you continue staring at my portrait like that, people might start asking questions."
"Portrait? What do you mean portrait?"
"Exactly what I said, Draco. It was finished yesterday so I moved the mirror upstairs. It suits the hall, doesn’t it?"
The bastard was going to suffer for this.
It's a strict, 100-words-exact drabble, so I guess Unnecessary cut is Unnecessary, but hey. Whatevs.
